I'm so sorry for any Italian that has to view this. You deserve better.
by nexview_io
38 Comments
Pkyankfan69
If I ordered a margarita pizza and was served this I think I’d just sit there and laugh… And eventually that laugh might turn into fury depending on how hungry I was… Definitely a pizza crime
eilonwyhasemu
That is None Pizza Sporadic Tomato, not margherita. Guilty.
CreepinJesusMalone
Don’t just apologize to the Italians lol. This is offensive to everyone that knows what a margherita pizza is supposed to be.
This fucker doesn’t have two of the base requirements – a layer of red sauce and *fresh basil leaves*.
Like, I can *maybe* deal with the sauce part if they had made the base out of a pesto, since they clearly used….cherry tomato halves in lieu of the normal base 🙄
But this looks like they sprayed non-stick olive oil on the crust and then baked some mozzarella globs and salad tomatoes on top.
ETA – guilty. 100% a crime.
ManOfGame3
Holy shit where’s the rest of it
lostgravy
Where’s the tequila?
TronCarter84
Guilty.
Frunklin
Looks like the yelper special.
AdSignificant6673
Just a cheese bread
Silvawuff
One felony count of improper crust formation. One felony count under-proofing dough. One felony count of poor ingredient distribution. One felony count of underbaking. One felony count of naked saucing. One misdemeanor count using dried herbs instead of fresh on a Class A classic pie. One misdemeanor count of uneven slicing.
Whoever made this pie should get 30 lashings with a branch of fresh basil, 80 hours of community service learning how to make pizza sauce, as well as jail time to think about their pizza crimes.
Ok_Orchid1004
“They” are doddering imbeciles.
Ms_Tea_Lady
“They” call it a Margherita, we call it diabolical…
princessjamiekay
This-a makes me-a sad-a ~Mario
MadMaxBeyondThunder
Margherita? More like Marge, her don’t eata.
ThorHammerslacks
I definitely saw pizza that looked like that in Italy in 1989. They warned us before we travelled that it really wasn’t like American pizza.
blakeunlively
I call it a disgrace
shaft_of_lite
I need at least six margaritas before I consider that a pizza.
FarmerJohn92
I’d still eat that. Wouldn’t pay for it, but it’s going down the hatch.
theelifeofbrian
Please tell me it’s from some random place in Kansas or Iowa.
ClankingRobotCheeks
Margarita pizza recipe: Step 1. Drink six margaritas. Step 2. Try and make a pizza from memory.
tkunkel0626
Italian here! I think my father would have had a heart attack seeing this, because I died a little inside looking at it.
Optimus-Slime-69
Cheesy bread with cherry tomato garnish on top
Known_Elevator_9159
Looks like beginning of gangarene, with huge red sores.
InfamousTale
Can’t blame you this is what I would come up when I’m high too.
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ChristianArmor
That’s a margherita made after drinking too many margaritas.
38 Comments
If I ordered a margarita pizza and was served this I think I’d just sit there and laugh… And eventually that laugh might turn into fury depending on how hungry I was… Definitely a pizza crime
That is None Pizza Sporadic Tomato, not margherita. Guilty.
Don’t just apologize to the Italians lol. This is offensive to everyone that knows what a margherita pizza is supposed to be.
This fucker doesn’t have two of the base requirements – a layer of red sauce and *fresh basil leaves*.
Like, I can *maybe* deal with the sauce part if they had made the base out of a pesto, since they clearly used….cherry tomato halves in lieu of the normal base 🙄
But this looks like they sprayed non-stick olive oil on the crust and then baked some mozzarella globs and salad tomatoes on top.
ETA – guilty. 100% a crime.
Holy shit where’s the rest of it
Where’s the tequila?
Guilty.
Looks like the yelper special.
Just a cheese bread
One felony count of improper crust formation. One felony count under-proofing dough. One felony count of poor ingredient distribution. One felony count of underbaking. One felony count of naked saucing. One misdemeanor count using dried herbs instead of fresh on a Class A classic pie. One misdemeanor count of uneven slicing.
Whoever made this pie should get 30 lashings with a branch of fresh basil, 80 hours of community service learning how to make pizza sauce, as well as jail time to think about their pizza crimes.
“They” are doddering imbeciles.
“They” call it a Margherita, we call it diabolical…
This-a makes me-a sad-a ~Mario
Margherita? More like Marge, her don’t eata.
I definitely saw pizza that looked like that in Italy in 1989. They warned us before we travelled that it really wasn’t like American pizza.
I call it a disgrace
I need at least six margaritas before I consider that a pizza.
I’d still eat that. Wouldn’t pay for it, but it’s going down the hatch.
Please tell me it’s from some random place in Kansas or Iowa.
Margarita pizza recipe: Step 1. Drink six margaritas. Step 2. Try and make a pizza from memory.
Italian here! I think my father would have had a heart attack seeing this, because I died a little inside looking at it.
Cheesy bread with cherry tomato garnish on top
Looks like beginning of gangarene, with huge red sores.
Can’t blame you this is what I would come up when I’m high too.
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That’s a margherita made after drinking too many margaritas.
That’s just bread with cheese flung into it.
Respectfully sir, they call that a war crime.
It looks like dessert
https://preview.redd.it/akxi3cbnswff1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d93e0ee4ccb611a96d065cd7a1bb0a3cca57c30
*This* is a Margherita con doppio mozzarella from L’Antica Pizzeria “da Michele” in Milan.
I don’t know what that abomination was.
That’s not even pizza
How did it look after they cooked it? Why are you showing us a raw pie?
That’s margarita pizza. The cook was shitfaced.
Not burned enough. Gulity.
Guilty
Not even a speck of fresh basil or a dollop of sauce?